Category: Let's talk
due to randum and unexpected demand, i've decided, for my sins, to create this topic, in order to "spill," about funny incidents involving eurination, so, here goes:
i'd not long started junior school, i was about 8 years old and had an opperation on my left testicle as it'd got stuck. anyway, the proseedure went almost ok, but for a week or so, it left me with no control of my bladder, anyways, i was in a math class and back then, a shy kid, never wanting to ask anybody anything and i needed to go to the toilet, i just about made it out the door, then one of the senior students scared me and out it came, all over both me, the other student and the carpet. whoops!
i have a piss story, but, i'll waight for a few more before i share it
What's up with the waiting? Just tell it, I say!
Well, I used to have a hard time with my bladder when I was a kid: bedwetting, accidents, you name it. Well, I was in qe second grade, and was in a special ed class at the time. I think they thought I wasn't very bright because I started school late, I don't know. It was a multi-handicapped blind class, and the teachers were mean as hell! Anyway, I was told I had to do these math problems, and then I could have a break. I told the teacher I had to pe really bad. She said I had to stay. Well, bouncing around, and doing math problems doesn't work too good, so I peed my pants in mid-bounce. There was pee all over the chair, the floor around the chair, my shoes, the teacher's shoes (boy was she "pissed"). It was a general disaster, and I was put on time-out during lunch 'cuz they thought I did it on purpose! Mean bitches!
yikes! no fair!
anyone wanna start a fart board?
hmm i'd say lets not start too many of these things for every little things, because then they wouldn't be as fun anymore. but i still think a vomit board would be good lol
not sure i have any piss stories really though i have to think
Back in the good old days, back at the doorm, a friend and I use to piss out the window late at night. Just to fuck around.
omg, omgg! lol tig! a piss board? lol
well, this was when I was about nine years old. My family and I went on a picnic in these woods. We had good food and lots of drinks. Well, it got towards the afternoon and I had to go pee really bad! well, since the picnic was in the woods, the public bathrooms were a long walk from where we were! My older sister took me to the bathroom! We were walking and I was like, "Hurry, I have to pee!" Then my sister was like, "Shut up, we're like five minutes away from the bathrooms!" Then two minutes later I said for her to hurry! Then, ...It just happened! I couldn't hold it in anymore and yeah...! My sister was so mad because we were only five steps away from the bathroom! lol, five steps! wow...I guess I didn't have much self-control! lol
dan dan dan! come on, share! don't be afraid! lol
omg, just lmfaooo!
One time, I think I was about six, I started going to this camp. Well, I did indeed have bladder issues!
One day I just kept pissing and pissing...lol I had to change a lot. Finally, the counselor said "you know what? I think you do that for attention!"
Well you know what I did? I pissed all over him! Lol.
Not on purpose but it was well done on my part.
I remember one time I was on a plane coming back from business class. Well, I went to the planes rest room and thought I was aming correctly, well, I pissed all over my dress pants. God how embarrassing My friend would not stop laughing!